"There are infants with faces that only a mother could love. Like me, my child was quite unsightly!
It is totally okay. You need not inform anyone else (or, if it is not your child, you should never alert the parents). Eyes can detect when a newborn is not as beautiful as it should be!
My firstborn child was really handsome when he was born. With a full head of golden straw-colored hair, he was “perfectly cooked,” delectable, and exquisite. Eyes can detect when a newborn is not as beautiful as it should be!
Then, my second child was born. In reality, he resembled a crushed crab. The form of his head resembled a cone, his ears were retracted, and he was noticeably enlarged. It appeared that he had a night of excessive drinking, since he was bruised and purple. I can see that he was AWFULLY UGLY; my child was extremely ugly!
It has no bearing on my admiration for him. Birth is challenging for newborns. The problem is that most infants resemble elderly men or furry bunnies. or an intelligent cabbage… or a monkey…
It typically takes many months for their appearance to change from that of crushed little monsters to that of lovely, glistening little buttons. You may ascribe our expectations of a newborn infant to the influence of Hollywood.
His father was our former CFO. Currently, he is a complete idiot. In the past… groan Midwives allegedly would pass him and exclaim, “Ohhhh, you had a boy…” crickets
This nasty child, whom I do not know, appears to have had a long night of drinking… He finds nothing humorous…
This infant appears to be preparing for retirement on a golf course; his name is Benjamin Button.
Cheryl is the name of this toddler, and she enjoys shrieking at the neighbor’s children anytime the ball goes over the fence.
If looks could kill, this child’s mother would be dead.
This baby has observed things.
Some infants are indeed unsightly. My child was ugly. Yet, the majority of children outgrow it, and even if they don’t, it’s certainly character-building."
